if you like me you must not know who I am
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize