It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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