he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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