I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
high people should be assigned attendants
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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