Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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