she was so not down for the gang bang
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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