but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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