fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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