: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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