Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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