i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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