How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm always down for nudity.
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