I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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