I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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