As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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