that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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