Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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