you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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