Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.