there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me