this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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