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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.

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• (415): View more from California

  sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway

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• (562): View more from California

  Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.

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• (951): View more from California

  My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me

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• (310): View more from California

  Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.

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