I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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