I'm so fucking centered right now
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize