Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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