There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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