This dress was meant to end up on your floor
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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