You really coming over, don't trick.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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