He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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