I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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