We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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