You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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