I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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