Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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