this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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