Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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