so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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