bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I supernannyed him into submission
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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