He asked me if I "almost moaned"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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