Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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