There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?