Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I need a beard to bite.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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