Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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