The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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