if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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