please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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