You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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