so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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