That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.