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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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(207): View more from Maine

I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(817): View more from Texas

Should I hook up with a slut its your call

(713): View more from Texas

Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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(630): View more from Illinois

And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."

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(914): View more from New York

this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.

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(248): View more from Michigan

My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today

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