I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.