Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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