I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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