your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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