There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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