At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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