This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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