She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame