i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.