We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.