She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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