dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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