It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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