shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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